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Re: Seattle's $15/hr Minimum Wage
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In Maryland this is what is going up that I buy: meat, eggs, gas, flipping government fees, vehicle maintenance, house maintenance supplies, beer, liquor, cigs, baby formula, diapers, just about everything. However, the govt says we have no inflation.

Posted on: 7/30 10:38 pm
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Re: Funny pictures thread
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Bill, Bill, Bill. Oh how you have lost favor being America's favorite dad and doctor by maybe being a rapist. Maybe because you haven't been judged.

Posted on: 7/30 10:19 pm
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Re: West Virgina ranked 3rd "Most American" State
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Quote:

Proud2BanEer wrote:
Which lead me to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKrgJt1ALM8


Great video and thank you. We are a child of the rebellion.

Posted on: 7/30 10:16 pm
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Re: WVU Race Car in Victory Lane!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Very Cool!

Posted on: 7/25 12:40 pm
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Re: Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Washington Redskins
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We call it the Snyder curse.

Posted on: 7/25 12:31 pm
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Re: Major
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It's wvualumni.org

Posted on: 7/23 10:30 pm
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Re: Major
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I thought this was posted elsewhere. I'm old. Forgive me. Major andnhisnwife come to the National Capital Area Chapter of the WVU alumni association Crab Feast and it is way cool. Pat White and others come too. pretty dang fun. Craziness if you like that. Bunch of crabs and shrimp, etc. and beer of course. I'll post the link later

Posted on: 7/23 10:23 pm
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Re: Random anything goes non-WVU College Football thread.
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Joe Madsen was signed by the Browns

Posted on: 7/23 8:04 am
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Re: Major
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Our chant when Nehlan was coaching was: up the middle, up the middle, up the middle, punt!

Posted on: 7/22 8:57 pm
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Re: What is the last book you read?
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The Target by David Baldacci

Posted on: 7/6 12:41 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Just in case you needed a laugh: Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; that's reassurance to those of us who fly routinely.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.
The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident....

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
*
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
*
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
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P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
*
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
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P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
*
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
*
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
*
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
*
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
*
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search
*
P: Aircraft handles funny. (I love this one!)
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
*
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
*
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
*
And the best one for last
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P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from the midget




Posted on: 6/19 12:15 pm
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Re: WVU sets cost-of-attendance figures for scholarship athletes
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I could have used some cash playing back in 75-79. Dad was out of work after freshman year. I was way lucky to get a scholarship and am thankful every day. Go Mountaineers!

Posted on: 6/8 8:07 pm
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Re: A sledgehammer masquerading as a defensive back
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#1

Posted on: 6/8 8:02 pm
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Re: KJ Dillion The Killa
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We are going to be awesome on defense this year. Go Mountaineers!

Posted on: 6/8 7:37 pm
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Re: Game times announced for 3 opponents
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Mon Labor Day 7:30 pm
9/14 Monday 3 pm?
10/29 Thurs

Great scheduling

Posted on: 6/2 9:42 pm
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Re: delete
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Like

Posted on: 5/21 9:48 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Programmer's joke on the programmer:

Wife: when you go to the store please pick up a loaf of bread and if they have eggs pick up a dozen.

Programmer (husband) comes home with a dozen loaves of bread.

Posted on: 4/28 10:39 pm
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Re: Push for Buctober
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Orioles Baseball!

Posted on: 4/20 9:59 pm
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Re: what are you drinking RIGHT NOW?
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I drink Budweiser. Sorry. My husband on the other hand drinks the best. Here is the front row of his fridge: heavy Seas Holy Sheet, Heritage Brewing Co Revolution, Sweetwater Double IPA, Hop Juice Double IPA, Flying Dog single hop Warrior, Deviant Dales IPA. He has 3 shelves of this. His favorite is Flying Dog. He's a server at many DC festivals that used to be October Fests that now occur regularly. This weekend he's serving at Cap City's Spring Fest. Enjoy, Gentlemen.

Posted on: 4/19 9:05 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. The Mortician points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank cheque and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...

She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied... You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.. How much did you spend?'

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank cheque. 'There's no charge,' she says.

'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite suit!' she say.

'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'

'So I just switched the heads.'

Posted on: 4/6 8:55 am
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