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Re: Hey Clint made Deadspin
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titotostito wrote:
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wooddash wrote:
Squint, really?

The entire country now espouses their thoughts upon an ENTIRE class of people. "West Virginia people are all ....." "Democrats believe..." "Catholics think this...."

Stop the hate.


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hahahaha - that was good Tito.

Posted on: 7/24 11:31 am
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Re: Hey Clint made Deadspin
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Squint, really?

The entire country now espouses their thoughts upon an ENTIRE class of people. "West Virginia people are all ....." "Democrats believe..." "Catholics think this...."

Stop the hate.

Posted on: 7/23 7:53 pm
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Re: What would it take to "surprise a lot of people?"
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How bout this? We were closer than we realized last year. Injuries on D and QB and we still competed well except 2 blowouts and some late game folds.

This year we are deeper, more experienced and we hang tough every game. 9-3 and a bowl win. That would be a pleasant surprise.


I agree. And I agree with Wheelert.

Go Mountaineers!

Posted on: 7/23 7:48 pm
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Re: What would it take to "surprise a lot of people?"
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I agree

Posted on: 7/23 7:47 pm
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Re: WVU vs Bama pregame festivities
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Hey Bud, we miss you here. Send pics of the new house. I'm going to be in San Fran for my brother's wedding for the crab feast this year. First one we've missed in awhile. Hugs to you and Tina and Ty.

Falls Church got rated the top appreciation area in DC. Congrats!

Posted on: 7/21 7:05 pm
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Re: WVU vs Bama pregame festivities
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WVU alumni peach state chapter has a facebook page with events. See you there!

Also. Wvuatlantakickoff.com

Posted on: 7/21 6:28 pm
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Re: WVU vs Alabama Roll Call
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I'm going and staying with my wvu alumni family-brother, sister-in-law, her brother, niece, and nephew. All WVU folks. Looking forward to it too!

Posted on: 7/18 7:20 pm
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Re: Game Ticket 10/18
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If you scalp, wear a wvu shirt.

Posted on: 7/18 6:35 pm
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Re: Game Ticket 10/18
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If you scalp, wear a wvu shirt.

Posted on: 7/18 6:35 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons,are with him.

So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.

Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.

Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and
as Doug slips away, she says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property? .... the ass had a paper route!"

Posted on: 7/14 2:00 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ' working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE .... UGH! " " Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!" This goes on for the whole hour.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, " How did it go?"

The first mutters, " It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. " You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the bed."

Posted on: 7/14 1:00 pm
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Re: NFL Draft Thread
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Noel Devine signed a 1 year contract with the Edmonton Eskimos.

Posted on: 7/9 7:09 am
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Re: If You're Reading This
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We buried my father I law weeks ago at Arlington. He was a naval officer in WWII. Thereby offered a 21 gun, Navy Band, 20 + sailors. My awesome neighbor, John Fox brought in a bagpiper. Arlington does it right!

Posted on: 5/26 12:23 am
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Great American Speech
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Posted on: 5/20 9:04 pm
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Re: Raese uses Propaganda Post to lecture Dr. Gee
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Sorry, didn't read everything. Wasn't the subject the wrestling coach? Sorry if I missed 3 pages of whathisface,

Posted on: 4/29 7:36 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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A new priest, born and raised in Texas ,
comes to serve in a city parish and is
nervous about hearing confessions, so
he asks the older priest to sit in on his
sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions,
then the old priest asks him to step out of the
confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms
over your chest, and rub your chin with one
hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,'
and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.'

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his
chin with one hand and repeats all the
suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think
that's a little better than slapping your knee
and saying, "No ****, what happened next?"

Posted on: 4/23 8:16 am
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Re: Funny pictures thread
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Lester, that April Fool's video was hysterical.

Posted on: 4/7 9:52 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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A man received the following text from his neighbor;

I’m so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you.
I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect!
I meant "wifi", not "wife"

Posted on: 4/7 9:49 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

Posted on: 4/7 8:57 am
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Re: Dancin' fool leaves Marquette for Va Tech
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So goes the Big East.


Posted on: 3/21 8:55 pm
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