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Re: WVU Crab Feast
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My family missed it for the first time in many years this year. It is always an awesome time.

Posted on: 8/23 7:59 am
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Re: WMITC for sale
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Jude, I hope you still post your great pics. Thanks for everyone's efforts.

Posted on: 8/23 7:57 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at TPC Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Fla., exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the small green that is on a small spit of land. It was something the golfer had tried hundreds of times without success. His ball had always fallen short, into the water. Because of this, he never used a new ball on this particular hole. He always picked out one that had a cut or a nick, as did many other "average" golfers when negotiating very challenging holes.

Recently he went to Sawgrass to try again. When he came to the fateful hole, he teed up an old, cut ball as usual, and said a silent prayer. However, before he could hit the ball, a powerful voice from above seemed to be booming out from the clouds, saying: "Wait! Replace that old ball with a brand new one."

The golfer complied, with some slight misgivings, despite the fact that this same force seemed to be implying that he was going to finally achieve his lifelong ambition. As he stepped up to the tee once more, the voice came down again: "Wait. Step back. Take a practice swing."

So he stepped back and took a practice swing, certain now that this heavenly force was going to make his dream come true. The voice boomed out again: "Take another practice swing."

Dutifully, he did. He stopped expectantly and waited ... A long silence followed ...

Then the voice again: "OK, use the old ball."

Posted on: 8/13 2:31 pm
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Re: Big XII Prediction Thread
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How are we improving at kick and punt returns? That'll have a big impact on w/l.

Posted on: 8/11 12:13 pm
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Re: delete
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Breaking News: The Washington Redskins drop the word "Washington" from their name because it's embarrassing.

Posted on: 8/5 8:06 am
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Re: delete
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Making the top 5 of party schools just doesn't warrant it's own thread anymore. We are very fickle because our expectations are so high now.

Posted on: 8/5 6:44 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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So I went to confession on Saturday evening before Mass and started with the usual… “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It’s been 4 weeks since my last confession. Last night, I beat the crap out of an Obama supporter."

The Priest responds, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service.”

Posted on: 8/4 9:43 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house.
I got him a Moosehead. He didn't like it – so I drank it.
Then I got him a Keith’s, he didn't like it, so I drank it....
It was the same with the Coors and the Bud.
By the time we got down to the whiskey,
I could hardly push the stroller back home.

Posted on: 8/4 7:37 am
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Re: the car thread
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Quote:

msaul37 wrote:
i have a question. i've never traded a vehicle into a dealer, so i was wondering about the taxes.

i know in wv, the trade in is taken off of the new car. however, that's where i get lost.

is it:
A-new car price minus trade in's value=taxable amount,
B-new car price minus trade in's value AFTER payoff of amount owed=taxable amount,
C-new car's price is taxed minus trade in value,
D-new car's price is taxed minus trade in value AFTER payoff of amount owed.

or none of the above..


The loan has nothing to do with the sale/purchase. I'm a Marylander and the state taxes on the purchase price less the trade in price since you've already paid tax on the previous vehicle.

Posted on: 8/2 8:01 am
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Re: Hey Clint made Deadspin
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Quote:

titotostito wrote:
Quote:

wooddash wrote:
Squint, really?

The entire country now espouses their thoughts upon an ENTIRE class of people. "West Virginia people are all ....." "Democrats believe..." "Catholics think this...."

Stop the hate.


Open in new window


hahahaha - that was good Tito.

Posted on: 7/24 11:31 am
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Re: Hey Clint made Deadspin
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Squint, really?

The entire country now espouses their thoughts upon an ENTIRE class of people. "West Virginia people are all ....." "Democrats believe..." "Catholics think this...."

Stop the hate.

Posted on: 7/23 7:53 pm
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Re: What would it take to "surprise a lot of people?"
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wvmtneer wrote:
How bout this? We were closer than we realized last year. Injuries on D and QB and we still competed well except 2 blowouts and some late game folds.

This year we are deeper, more experienced and we hang tough every game. 9-3 and a bowl win. That would be a pleasant surprise.


I agree. And I agree with Wheelert.

Go Mountaineers!

Posted on: 7/23 7:48 pm
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Re: What would it take to "surprise a lot of people?"
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I agree

Posted on: 7/23 7:47 pm
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Re: WVU vs Bama pregame festivities
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Hey Bud, we miss you here. Send pics of the new house. I'm going to be in San Fran for my brother's wedding for the crab feast this year. First one we've missed in awhile. Hugs to you and Tina and Ty.

Falls Church got rated the top appreciation area in DC. Congrats!

Posted on: 7/21 7:05 pm
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Re: WVU vs Bama pregame festivities
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WVU alumni peach state chapter has a facebook page with events. See you there!

Also. Wvuatlantakickoff.com

Posted on: 7/21 6:28 pm
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Re: WVU vs Alabama Roll Call
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I'm going and staying with my wvu alumni family-brother, sister-in-law, her brother, niece, and nephew. All WVU folks. Looking forward to it too!

Posted on: 7/18 7:20 pm
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Re: Game Ticket 10/18
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If you scalp, wear a wvu shirt.

Posted on: 7/18 6:35 pm
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Re: Game Ticket 10/18
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If you scalp, wear a wvu shirt.

Posted on: 7/18 6:35 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Doug is on his deathbed and knows the end is near.

His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons,are with him.

So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses."

Sybil, you take the apartments over in the east end.

Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.

Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the banks of the river.

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and
as Doug slips away, she says, "Mrs. Smith, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property".

Sarah replies, "Property? .... the ass had a paper route!"

Posted on: 7/14 2:00 pm
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two ' working girls ' and take them to their separate hotel rooms for an hour of pleasure.

The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his friend shouting out cries of, "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE .... UGH! " " Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE.... UGH!" "Here I come again! ONE, TWO, THREE ... UGH!" This goes on for the whole hour.

Later back at the bar, the second dwarf asks the first, " How did it go?"

The first mutters, " It was embarrassing. I just couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. " You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't get on the bed."

Posted on: 7/14 1:00 pm
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