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Groundbreaking research from ShPitt
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https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2018/0 ... burgh-beer-goggles-study/

So here is your tax dollars at work.

It turns out that a person's alcohol intake correlates to how attractive another person is perceived to be.

I can't think of a better campus on which to test these hypotheses with such a large population of ugly men and women.

I suspect we should do a follow-up research to see if the same is true about weight perception. I suggest we do this research at Marshall.

Posted on: 7/20 12:36 pm
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Re: Groundbreaking research from ShPitt
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I thought Willie Nelson already did this research. Did the Pitt study plagiarize ol' Willie?

Willie Nelson: Ten with a Two

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPJQ23Lpejg

Posted on: 7/20 2:13 pm
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Re: Groundbreaking research from ShPitt
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How about a link between alcohol and yinzers' perception of their horrific shitthool football and basketball programs??
And absenteeism on game day?

Posted on: 7/20 7:46 pm
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Re: Groundbreaking research from ShPitt
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Bahahahahahahaha!

I spent 5 years in Morgantown doing the exact same research and came to the exact same conclusion. Where is my grant money?!

Posted on: 7/20 7:55 pm
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Re: Groundbreaking research from ShPitt
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Hahahahaha this is actually amazing, but to be fair, Pitt does have a very good research center, they're the leading center for the brain-robot arm machine that allows paraplegics to think and be able to move a robotic arm. But then, in true Shitt fashion, they do dumb **** like this.

Posted on: 7/20 8:58 pm
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Re: Groundbreaking research from ShPitt
Gettin' Schmitty
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Quote:

wvmtneer wrote:
Bahahahahahahaha!

I spent 5 years in Morgantown doing the exact same research and came to the exact same conclusion. Where is my grant money?!


Keep up that research. The check is in the mail.

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Posted on: 7/21 3:59 pm
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