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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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LesterBoy wrote:
Excellent tweet from Colin Dunlap.

Colin Dunlap (@colin_dunlap)
4/10/12 8:31 PM
How many people tonight will make jokes about Todd Graham ... 1) Saying Arkansas is his dream job. 2) Having family there.


haha

Posted on: 4/11/2012 9:35 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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I wonder if Bitch Rod has told the 'Zona faithful that he plans to coach there the rest of his life yet or that Rita called him in tears that people were saying that he might go somewhere else.

Posted on: 4/11/2012 11:11 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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Who? Not HWSNBN? I haven't thought of him in months. Perhaps we could get him to go riding with Petrino?

Posted on: 4/11/2012 11:59 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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More signs from the rally please. They're entertaining me and my office mate a great deal.

Posted on: 4/11/2012 1:02 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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My sign would say "Petrino is a sh!tapple!"

EDIT: Or "I hate to say Itodaso, but Itodaso."

Posted on: 4/11/2012 1:16 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...

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Clay Travis with OutKickTheCoverage.com has an excellent series of articles about the Petrino incident.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/bobby-petrinos-wild-ride.php

http://outkickthecoverage.com/will-arkansas-fire-bobby-petrino.php

http://outkickthecoverage.com/arkansa ... to-keep-bobby-petrino.php

http://outkickthecoverage.com/arkansa ... -report-is-ridiculous.php

Each one is peppered with Clay Travis' great sense of humor, and the comments are great.



One of the comments that cracked me up:

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When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV

Posted on: 4/11/2012 2:02 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...

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SaneJane wrote:
She wasn't worth $3.53 mill for 7 years, IMO.


I have yet to see anyone worth that much money. Very pricey.

Posted on: 4/11/2012 4:00 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...

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When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV


Classic!

Posted on: 4/11/2012 6:34 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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And you get youtubed.


Posted on: 4/11/2012 7:03 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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Freek strikes quick.

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Posted on: 4/11/2012 8:18 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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The Petrino saga in MS Paint.
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Posted on: 4/11/2012 8:43 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
Gettin' Schmitty
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WVisHome wrote:
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LesterBoy wrote:
Clay Travis with OutKickTheCoverage.com has an excellent series of articles about the Petrino incident.

http://outkickthecoverage.com/bobby-petrinos-wild-ride.php

http://outkickthecoverage.com/will-arkansas-fire-bobby-petrino.php

http://outkickthecoverage.com/arkansa ... to-keep-bobby-petrino.php

http://outkickthecoverage.com/arkansa ... -report-is-ridiculous.php

Each one is peppered with Clay Travis' great sense of humor, and the comments are great.



One of the comments that cracked me up:

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Tim Francis · Smyrna High School
When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games. When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored. When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange. When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk. When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace. Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV


That was pee-your-pants funny!

Posted on: 4/11/2012 9:17 pm
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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So... this is my kinda re-enactment. 8 bit baby!


Posted on: 4/12/2012 6:54 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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Bump

Posted on: 4/14/2012 11:55 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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Haha...these pics are hilarious!!

In all seriousness, we all know that Petrino has about as much loyalty as a 2 dollar hooker. To hear that he pissed away another good job doesn't surprise me at all. Anyone who quits via letter taped to the locker and apologizes for a mess like this via text message is not the kind of guy I want teaching my kids anything.

And PS - I think you should fire the girl too. I know she isn't as in the wrong as Petrino, but she is 25 and old enough to realize that she got the job unfairly. If she were one of the 159 who didn't get the job because they weren't sleeping with Petrino then she certainly would feel that way.

Posted on: 4/16/2012 10:34 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...

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PANIC wrote:
If she were one of the 159 who didn't get the job because they weren't sleeping with Petrino then she certainly would feel that way.


I see 158 employment discrimination suits on the horizon.

Posted on: 4/16/2012 11:55 am
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Re: Looks like Bobby Petrino stepped in a big steaming pile...
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Dorrell resigned:

Eye on College FBall (@EyeOnCFB)
4/17/12 8:23 PM
Jessica Dorrell has resigned from her position in the Arkansas athletic department - cbsprt.co/HRibQB

Posted on: 4/17/2012 8:24 pm
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