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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Since political correctness took over, no.
By the way - have you heard the one about the fag, the jew and the polack - sorry wrong thread.

Posted on: 4/3/2017 11:31 am
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Last night I had a dream that I was a muffler... woke up exhausted.

Posted on: 4/3/2017 12:16 pm
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A medical researcher was talking to a native medicine man about traditional cures.

"Take this plant, for example," said the Medicine man, "If you eat the leaves of this plant, it acts as a natural laxative and cures constipation."

"Oh, I doubt that." said the medical researcher.

"It's true." said the medicine man. "With fronds like this, you don't need enemas."

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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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I got in trouble on vacation this year, we went to the beach so I kept impersonating flamingos. My wife kept yelling at me and insisting that I stop... I finally had to put my foot down.

Posted on: 9/28/2017 8:52 am
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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Merry Christmas!

A gourmand heard that a restaurant across town had the best Eggs Benedict in the world. He went there and ordered a double helping. When the waiter brought it out, the eggs were in a hubcap. "What's this?" asked the diner. The waiter replied, "There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Posted on: 1/15 3:04 pm
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A good friend of mine has been fired for one small mistake. He threw away 7 years of medical school and vast amounts of training by sleeping with one of his patients. This just goes to show you how one mistake can ruin your life and career. My thoughts are with him and his family. He really is a great guy and was a BRILLIANT veterinarian.

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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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Why do they call me hinges?

Cause I'm something to adore.

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Re: Lame Joke Thread...
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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a 9 iron golf club wrapped tightly around his throat.


Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.


“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.”


“We went to look for them and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white stuck in its rear end.


"I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was the golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.

"That’s when I made my big mistake.”

“What did you do?” asks the doctor.


“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!”


"That's when she attack me with her 9 iron."
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