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THE WIRE- A Visit From An Old Friend

By Jude
2013/09/09

**YOU HAVE ENTERED JUDE'S LIVING ROOM CHAT**






Jude: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?






Jude: ARE YOU ****ING KIDDING ME?






Jude: WE ARE OUT OF TIMEOUTS WITH A WHOLE QUARTER LEFT TO PLAY IN THE HALF... FOR THE SECOND TIME TONIGHT?!?!






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I'm waiting.






Jude: Woah. What in the hell are you doing here, Coach Stewart?






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: I'm just wondering when it's going to start.






Jude: When what is going to start?






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Well, I seem to recall that quite a few Mountaineer fans got their jollies from criticizin' me for my timeout use and game-management skills.






Jude: Hmmm...






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: And if I'm not mistaken, your website ran a big 'ole article called Preposterous Punts and Clock (Mis)Management which basically said that I knew about as much about callin' timeouts as I did about flyin' a rocketship to the moon.






Jude: You're right.






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: So I'm just wonderin... When's the criticism of THIS coach gonna start for the same damn things you said I did so poorly?






Jude: I'm thinking right now.






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: You're darn tootin.






Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Oh, and by the way... at least I didn't have anyone on my staff that embarrassed the school OFF the field, either.



**YOU HAVE ENTERED THE WVU LIBRARY CHAT**






cantseeDeForestfromthetrees: /furiously burns all copies of this week's Sports Illustrated






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Posted: 9/9/2013 10:06 am  Updated: 9/9/2013 10:06 am
Grant Ave. Warrior
Joined: 4/26/2006
From: MoTown
Posts: 966
 Re: THE WIRE- A Visit From An Old Friend
You really wanna start comparing Holgs to Stew?
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