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THE WIRE- The angst of the Marshall fan

By Jude
2014/10/20

**YOU HAVE ENTERED THE MARSHALL THUNDERING HERD FOOTBALL CHAT**

ya_herd_mah: yeah baby this is our year!

ya_herd_mah: WVU fans are so jealous of us right now.

ya_herd_mah: cato is a LEGIT heisman candidate, we're undefeated, we're ranked...

ya_herd_mah: they are SO lucky they were too chicken to come to the JOAN this year. we would have destroyed them


**MARSHALL UNIVERSITY HAS DEFEATED SUMMERS COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL 54-20**

ya_herd_mah: WOOT BITCHES keep that winning streak rollin

ya_herd_mah: i bet those wvu fans are just sitting up there in total misery thinking about us being ranked and undefeated. cato is totes gonna win the heisman and that's something they've never done

ya_herd_mah: god i wish we played this year we would beat that ass so BAD


**MARSHALL UNIVERSITY HAS DEFEATED PIKEVIEW HIGH SCHOOL 48-14**

ya_herd_mah: YEAH BABY WHEN DO THOSE COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYOFFS START

ya_herd_mah: there's no way they can keep us out over a team with a loss on their record like alabama or auburn. i mean, undefeated, it don't get better than undefeated

ya_herd_mah: those wvu fans are just dying cause we're getting all the respect and cato is a BEAST that won't be denied that Heisman


**WEST VIRGINIA UNIVERSITY HAS DEFEATED #4 BAYLOR 41-27**

**AP POLL HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**


AP_POLL:

ya_herd_mah: SON OF A BITCH!!!

ya_herd_mah: at least cato's still the heisman frontrunner


**SI HEISMAN WATCH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**

SI_HEISMAN WATCH: http://www.si.com/college-football/20 ... tch-week-8-everett-golson

ya_herd_mah: WUUUUT ?!?!?!

ya_herd_mah: EXCUSE ME WHAT PART OF UNDEFEATED DON'T THESE IDIOTS UNDERSTAND

ya_herd_mah: THIS IS BULLSH


**ya_herd_mah HAS LEFT THE CHAT**

**ya_herd_mah HAS ENTERED THE CHAT**


ya_herd_mah: IT

ya_herd_mah: damn vonage internet



**YOU HAVE ENTERED THE WVU FOOTBALL CHAT**

WVU_Fans: /see new AP rankings

WVU_Fans: lol Marshall was RANKED?
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joeserial
Posted: 10/29/2014 9:26 pm  Updated: 10/29/2014 9:26 pm
Staff Writer
Joined: 5/5/2006
From: Elkins
Posts: 1645
 Re: THE WIRE- The angst of the Marshall fan
Perfectly captured.
wvuengineer
Posted: 11/11/2014 2:56 pm  Updated: 11/11/2014 2:56 pm
Pitt Hater
Joined: 2/8/2008
From: Huntington, WV
Posts: 1782
 Re: THE WIRE- The angst of the Marshall fan
This is the same conversation I have with the herddies every week. I asked these people if they knew they were changing the name of the stadium, should MU go undefeated. "No, really?!" they reply in wild bewilderment. I reply, "Yes, MU is changing it to Betty Crocker field in honor of all of the cupcakes MU has played this season."

Always pisses them off good.
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