http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/ We Must Ignite This Couch en joeserial http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=3198 2009-01-19T21:14:46-05:00 joeserial **You have entered Billy's private office chat** Dolla_Dolla_Bill: "72 bottles of rootbeer on the wall, 72 bottles of rootbeer..." **HuggUlongtime enters chat** Dolla_Dolla_Bill: By golly, Bobby Huggins. What can ol' Billy do for ya today, Bobby? HuggUlongtime: Well, Coach Stewart, I am afraid I need to ask for your assistance. You see... Dolla_Dolla_Bill: Say no more. I have been waiting for you to come in and ask for a while now. H... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=607 2008-08-28T12:46:43-05:00 joeserial Last season, I finally was able to make my weekly CFB picks official. Although the empirical data was lost to the computer at my last job, I assure you, I ran a successful record around 85% plus straight up and 66% plus against the spread on picks (feel free to go back and look if you would like ). This season, after incorporating a few of the others a couple times, PB and I are joining forces for a season long battle in prognostication supremacy. The competition wil... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=606 2008-08-27T14:12:48-05:00 joeserial Last season, the Mountaineer defense was outstanding. Probably the best it had been in the entire tenure of Benedict Arnold. As always, anything good (or bad) in football starts in the front. Without the immovable wide-bodies stuffing the line, Ivy, Williams and Thomas would be no more than good names for a law firm. Last year's squad also gave us many unforgettable moments from the defensive line. Vid is for the whole defense..but at 1:30 is my favorite p... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=605 2008-08-25T14:25:42-05:00 joeserial "Keeping Patrick White upright." That is the key to this season's success, according to new head coach Bill Stewart. THAT all starts up front with the big uglies, the hosses, the war horses, the men in the trenches. Sure, White possesses other worldly badassedness and might be 'cooler' than Samuel L Jackson, but without a stout line, it would be a LONG season. "Might?!? Notta chance Mutha' &#%@*!" Clearing the way for Wh... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=590 2008-07-07T15:44:26-05:00 joeserial It has been far too long since I have graced the interwebs with an original posting. While thinking back upon what really gets me in the mood to write and churns those creative juices, I began to realize all the things that I will NOT have the pleasure of seeing again this fall. That is correct. West Virginia University football will be lacking this season. Wanting. Begging for more. Oh no, you say? Check it out. “Sheeyit son! All ya need is the kaboom.” 5. ... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=562 2008-04-03T12:15:39-05:00 joeserial Once again, Chris Henry has decided the NFL needed another ESPN.com headlining story involving himself. Gregory Meyer, 18, and an eyewitness claim Uno Cinco punched Meyer in the face and broke a rear window of Meyer’s vehicle by hurling a beer bottle. A warrant was issued for Chris Henry’s arrest, and he later surrendered himself into police custody. His agent claims Henry offered him a different version of the events but did not elaborate when questioned by reporte... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=540 2008-02-20T15:04:59-05:00 joeserial ***You have entered Morgantown Dimpus Burger Chat*** burger_guy1: I'm very sorry, but I have told you: we do NOT have smoothies here lazear_beams: /dejected burger_guy1: Welcome to the Morgantown Dimpus Burger, can I help you? puntazgetsl8d: gimme a double stack wit cheez and bacon. burger_guy1: Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a punter. puntazgetsl8d: whaaa? hell naw, you gonna spit in it? burger_guy1: No, I just told him that so he makes it g... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=537 2008-02-15T11:24:28-05:00 joeserial Quote: “Whatever legend you’ve heard about Owen Schmitt, double it and you’re getting closer to the truth. This guy emulates everything you'd want in a football program. He's happy to do anything. And then he does everything well.”[1] - Coach Bill Stewart When it comes to tall tales and folk stories, the rolling hills and wooded highlands of Appalachia are one of the pinnacles of the genre. John Henry, the steel-driving man, was a West Virginian. ... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=532 2008-02-08T14:57:50-05:00 joeserial ***You Have Entered the Mountaineer Football Introduction Chat*** dolla_dolla_bill: Well, shucks. I'm pretty happy with the class. fight4urwhite2party: coach, you're always happy dolla_dolla_bill: True, youngster. But, I feel we could probably bring in a couple more players. Doc, you know what to do and where to go. im_ur_huckleberry: I'm your huckleberry. dolla_dolla_bill: I never get tired of that. I'm going to introduce you guys to a few ... http://www.wemustignitethiscouch.com/modules/weblog/details.php?blog_id=530 2008-02-06T08:30:12-05:00 joeserial Well, as we all know (or at least should by now), today is national LOI day. Today is the first day that players-to-be can officially sign their next 3 to 5 years--and maybe a soul by going to Michigan--away. Of course, the rules are slightly different for junior college players, transfers and early enrollees. This will be continuously updated as the day progresses and signings increase. Here is a the Official Press Release on each signed player, courtesy of MSNSport...